[After several rings, the machine picks up. For reasons unknown, the male voice that takes your call has a British accent.]

"You've reached the voice mail box of Ms. Virginia Potts. If you'd like to leave a message, press one. If you'd like to page Ms. Potts, press two. If your name is Tony Stark and you are dialing this number while inebriated at two in the morning, hang up and let your assistant get a full night's sleep."

This isn't connected to any prompt comm, but I got a fic idea in my head and couldn't stop writing until it was done. So, it's done!

Title: That Time with the Dobermans (and the Hole in the Wall)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,216
Characters: Tony, Pepper
Genre: Comedy
Paring: Gen, with a side of Tony/Pepper

( Now, Pepper had certain expectations in regards to how her kidnapping, a logical eventuality, would go. For one, she assumed that a syndicate of some sort would be behind it. Or perhaps a brand-new super villain. Or better yet, an anti-hero. Preferably ex-CIA, with a buried heart of gold and a soft-spot for red heads. What she got was a middle-aged accountant named Larry. He had collar stains. )

Because assistants need social lives too?


IC Friending Meme!
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((Pepper's post is here.))

Hey all! Mid-terms hit like a sack of bricks (...is that a thing?) last week, and I dropped the ball on pretty much every thread I was in. I just wanted to say sorry to any players I left hanging!