[After several rings, the machine picks up. For reasons unknown, the male voice that takes your call has a British accent.]

"You've reached the voice mail box of Ms. Virginia Potts. If you'd like to leave a message, press one. If you'd like to page Ms. Potts, press two. If your name is Tony Stark and you are dialing this number while inebriated at two in the morning, hang up and let your assistant get a full night's sleep."

So, after going almost two years without really using this journal, a bunch of you lovely Avenger muns got my Pepper voice back! So in celebration, I am shamelessly stealing this meme from redinmyledger.

Request a prompt! I will include your character and Pepper in it. No guarantees of length or timeliness, but if you make a request I do promise to get it filled.

( 25 Kinds of Pepper )

The AU Meme!

Because Marvel doesn't do enough AUs.

The Bad Life Decisions Meme.

Because Pepper is incapable of making those on her own, ofc ofc.

If I could only be invisible for a day, then I'd be a terrible personal assistant.

This isn't connected to any prompt comm, but I got a fic idea in my head and couldn't stop writing until it was done. So, it's done!

Title: That Time with the Dobermans (and the Hole in the Wall)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,216
Characters: Tony, Pepper
Genre: Comedy
Paring: Gen, with a side of Tony/Pepper

( Now, Pepper had certain expectations in regards to how her kidnapping, a logical eventuality, would go. For one, she assumed that a syndicate of some sort would be behind it. Or perhaps a brand-new super villain. Or better yet, an anti-hero. Preferably ex-CIA, with a buried heart of gold and a soft-spot for red heads. What she got was a middle-aged accountant named Larry. He had collar stains. )